Emily, 19, has misplaced (1) umbrella and (1) strapless bra somewhere within the bowels of their car.

istandonsnowpiles:

Making a few modifications to these posters.

snakes-in-the-tardis:

toastdurr:

kurloz-in-a-box:

toastdurr:

leo-valdez-is-not-on-fire:

toastdurr:

THEY WERE SELLING AMERICAN CANDY AT SCHOOL TODAY AAAA

they don’t have fruit roll ups in other countries?!?!

NO AND ITS BULLSHIT

YOU GUYS DONT HAVE FUCKING POPTARTS

nO AND IT IS FUCKING BULLSHITTTTTT

We don’t consider that candy

snakes-in-the-tardis:

toastdurr:

kurloz-in-a-box:

toastdurr:

leo-valdez-is-not-on-fire:

toastdurr:

THEY WERE SELLING AMERICAN CANDY AT SCHOOL TODAY AAAA

they don’t have fruit roll ups in other countries?!?!

NO AND ITS BULLSHIT

YOU GUYS DONT HAVE FUCKING POPTARTS

nO AND IT IS FUCKING BULLSHITTTTTT

We don’t consider that candy

awwww-cute:

Probably the cutest little kitten you’ll see today

awwww-cute:

Probably the cutest little kitten you’ll see today

thegayduck:

lucifer-who:

ghdos:

I wish I had known about this when we had all that fucking snow this winter.

#do you wanna stab a snowman #it doesn’t have to be a snowman

#it doesn’t have to be a snowman

(Source: tastefullyoffensive)


this is important

this is important

claudiagray:

In which Jimmy Fallon nails it. 

(Source: feyminism)

'just you and me against the world' more like 'just you and me against a wall' am i right

(Source: nosherlock)

adamsforthought:

dungeonsandpendragons:

commonly confused medieval weapons

a powerpoint by me

now stop screwing them up seriously or i will put a medieval weapon in your head

Tumblr is endearing me to being lectured at in Comic Sans

japhers:

violently Filipino Cecil because yaaaaas

chocolateist:

andante-ace:

kitpocket:

airbrush clouds cause Im lazy

OH NO THAT’S REALLY CUTE

PLEASE

chocolateist:

andante-ace:

kitpocket:

airbrush clouds cause Im lazy

OH NO THAT’S REALLY CUTE

PLEASE

friendlysniper-takeo:

Hi dog.
HI CAT HI CAT HI CAT HI CAT HI CAT HI CAT HI CAT HI CAT HI CAT HI CAT HI CAT HI CAT HI CAT HI CAT HI CAT HI CAT HI CAT HI CAT HI CAT HI CAT HI CAT HI CAT

friendlysniper-takeo:

Hi dog.

HI CAT HI CAT HI CAT HI CAT HI CAT HI CAT HI CAT HI CAT HI CAT HI CAT HI CAT HI CAT HI CAT HI CAT HI CAT HI CAT HI CAT HI CAT HI CAT HI CAT HI CAT HI CAT

(Source: humortrain)

officialfrenchtoast:

Jon Snow - The Windmill Specialist

spiza:

I’m a wimp when it comes to waxing my legs, so I figured out a way to do it.

sibclarinette:

sibclarinette:

American witches and wizards entering an exchange program.

American witches and wizards arguing with British witches and wizards about sports

Quidditch being a whole different sport in America with different balls and full body checks

Salem offering…

thorxndor:

I was sitting on my friends bed with her when she came out as gay

and I was looking through a Chinese food pamphlet

so I put it down, looked at her and said “I was going to suggest ordering food but I see now you’d prefer to eat out”

and I don’t think she’s ever really forgave me